The Smartest/Dumbest Hostage

You let out a retarded little giggle and runaway. The man continues to cuss at you and tells you he is going to call the po-po. You run for while and look back to see if he is giving chase. He isn't though, and you turn around as you hear a loud whistle. You are on the train tracks. A train is barrelling towards you and you let out a little sissy scream as it ploughs into your soft flesh. You are instantly torn apart with parts of your body falling beneath the train. 5 minutes later the train is able to stop. The remains of your mutilated body is still stuck to the train, and blood is dripping all over the front of it. The conductor pukes and calls the cops.