The Smartest/Dumbest Hostage

The paramedics take you to the hospital, but you can't remember. They took hours to save your pathetic life, but you don't remember. Nurses feed you and change your catheder bags and such, but do you remember? No. Your surgeory was so intense, you had amnesia. Very bad amnesia. Since you didnt have any relatives, and no I.D on you, no one knew who they were treating. Just some psychopath who robbed a bank. You wake up after 5 years in the hospital, and they decide you dont have any real dangerous tendancies anymore, so they let you go. You walk along on the street after refusing therapy, and muscular treatment. Some bum comes up to you and asks you for change.