The Smartest/Dumbest Hostage

You panic so much inside at the thought of being in prison, getting raped by big, scary, hairy guys and the like. You bellow out a manic yell and make for the window as fast as your legs can carry you. You jump at the glass and fall back, flat on your ass. Fiber glass? You cuss and start to shoot at the glass. It starts to shatter and you repeat the process, move back, run at window and jump. It breaks this time and you fall out of the building, all six floors. As you fall, you realize, you dont want to die. But it is much too late. You hit the ground chest first and your collar bone collapses into your esophagus, piercing it, your neck snaps and your back breaks in a number of places. Time seems to stand still, then suddenly blood starts to pour out of you like rain out of an eavestrough. Bones protruding out of your chest, and your lungs filling with your own blood, you think its all over. The paramedics rush over and put you in a stretcher. You think to yourself, 'From God, to slave, from God to slave...'