Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
You shove the happy couples off of cliffs. You happily cackle as you hear them cry out in pain as they brun alive in firey explosions. The flames bring you into a sadistic peaceful trance that only the smell of Ted Koppel's hair piece could awaken you.
You smell it, You look up at the source of the smell and find that an enormous flying saucer looms over you, as a ghostly beam lifts up, you become a captive of the ship.
When you enter, aliens are calmly sitting in blue transparent glass cubicles and drinking coffee, giant lego men place handcuffs on your wrists, legs, ears, hair, moustache, fingertips, feet, nostrils, and necks.
They push you with broom sticks into a throne room filled with golden can openers and the finest point sharpies in the universe. There in the throne, lies the most powerful being in this, and anyother galaxy.
Ted Koppel.
"Wow! Are you going to have me save the world by playing video games?"
"What? No! No, that was a stupid movie! In fact, that was such a horible movie reference, I'm going to kill your best friend."
Luckily it was only one of the two people you don't like.
You smell it, You look up at the source of the smell and find that an enormous flying saucer looms over you, as a ghostly beam lifts up, you become a captive of the ship.
When you enter, aliens are calmly sitting in blue transparent glass cubicles and drinking coffee, giant lego men place handcuffs on your wrists, legs, ears, hair, moustache, fingertips, feet, nostrils, and necks.
They push you with broom sticks into a throne room filled with golden can openers and the finest point sharpies in the universe. There in the throne, lies the most powerful being in this, and anyother galaxy.
Ted Koppel.
"Wow! Are you going to have me save the world by playing video games?"
"What? No! No, that was a stupid movie! In fact, that was such a horible movie reference, I'm going to kill your best friend."
Luckily it was only one of the two people you don't like.