Mediocre Moose Maulings!!

"I want to see you beg. Beg for mercy and grovel on your knees for me not to explode this god forsaken hell hole you call a planet!"

"...Nah, you can go ahead and explode it."
"...what? Not even a little begging?"
"No! I freaking hated that place."
"I'm gonna do it!"
"I'm not gonna stop you."
"I have the button right here!"
"Go ahead, press it."
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"FINE!!....I won't..."
"Got any cheetos?"
"......yes...BUT YOU MUST BEG FOR THEM!! BEG ON YOUR KNEES!!!"