Choose your own Harry Potter Fanfic

I realized at once that the first words out of my mouth as we arrived were stupid.
"There's a dentist's office at the BEACH?!"
"Of course not, silly. I just wanted to give you some time to relax. That boggart-brain has got to drive you crazy- ~I~ wouldn't have been able to stand him for more than a few minutes. I'd have probably have turned him into a pig and been sent to Azkaban long ago if I had been there as long as you have."
"You get used to it." I merely said, shrugging.
"Well, whatever. I'm going to change into my bathing suit. Which one do you think I should wear?"
"You're asking ME?"
"Well yeah, I like to have a lot of skin exposed to get a good tan, but I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable, Harry."
"Err... anything is fine by me." I said after a moment. Hermione tapped her clothes with her wand and before I knew it, she was standing in front of me in a bikini.
"Alright! Harry, what do you want to do? There's a place that sells great ice cream along the beach, or we could go swimming, or just lay out on the sand and catch up. What would you prefer?"