The Adventures of George W. Bush

You try to get a translator, but you can only use Dick(who knows chinese).

You hope Dick will translate correctly and he does, though not in the way you wanted.

instead of offering Hawaii and a international cookie buisness, Dick declare war and presses the big red button.

You smile... and then you find out the button is for nukes, not surpise party.

So starts World War 3, everyone against you. You die withen the first hour and U.S.A. is left alone unless they pick another idiot