The Adventures of George W. Bush
You send in the millions of troops you now command, and they attack.
And what do you know! It's successful! Someway, somehow, your forces armed with rockets and bazookas beat people with sticks. Amazing, I know.
So anyway, you are now the King Korea (sorta like King Kong but not in an ape way...apes are against your religious beliefs). But oh no! Your attack of North Korea has angered the Chinese!
Yes, THE Chinese! Oh, what're you gonna do now Georgie-Porgie?
And what do you know! It's successful! Someway, somehow, your forces armed with rockets and bazookas beat people with sticks. Amazing, I know.
So anyway, you are now the King Korea (sorta like King Kong but not in an ape way...apes are against your religious beliefs). But oh no! Your attack of North Korea has angered the Chinese!
Yes, THE Chinese! Oh, what're you gonna do now Georgie-Porgie?