The Adventures of George W. Bush

After a bombastic speech outlining the importance of the American way, Christianity, and anti-abortion organizations-which China, for some inexplicable reason was threatening-the United States is ready for its third war against the Axis of Evil-China was recently appended to the "Axis of Evil" by the unanimous vote of one; yours.

To make an otherwise verbose war description short, missiles were launched, hoards of screaming people were mowed down by whatever was in the North Korean arsenal-why use our own weapons when we could "borrow" North Korea's for a fraction of the cost? Of course, nobody outside of the government would know about it, giving you leave to raise the taxes even more-and within months, China was under U.S control. On an unrelated note, most of China is now uninhabitable. Perhaps it wasn't such a good idea to use *all* of your missiles, but on a lighter note, the country is now a democracy! Doesn't that make it worth it?

Any other countries you feel like subjugating?