Another Monday Morning
"I don't know how to remian..." you say. Well you better just make something up, then!
"Fine!" you say. You start to do a dance reminicent of ancient Nordic fire rituals...almost too reminicent.
Suddenly Thor hurtles out of the sky right in front of you!
"What the fruit-chews do you want, you little wanker!" he thunders.
"Uh... I, uh... I was just trying to remian," you explain nervously.
"That's not how you remian!" he bellows. "THIS is how you remian!" Thor starts to dance a jig.
"Oh, I see," you say. "Let me try." You try to imitate Thor's movements.
"No, no, no, that's not it! Kick with your right leg, then spin on your left heel! Watch me." Thor takes up his jig again.
After a few more tries, you finally get the hang of it.
"I'm doing it, Thor! I can remian!"
"Well done, lad! Now I shall return to Valhalla!"
"Goodbye!" you shout as he flies off into the sky.
"Farewell!" he booms as his body fades from your view.
You wonder if you will ever see Thor again, but you know that you will at least remember him every time you remian.
"Fine!" you say. You start to do a dance reminicent of ancient Nordic fire rituals...almost too reminicent.
Suddenly Thor hurtles out of the sky right in front of you!
"What the fruit-chews do you want, you little wanker!" he thunders.
"Uh... I, uh... I was just trying to remian," you explain nervously.
"That's not how you remian!" he bellows. "THIS is how you remian!" Thor starts to dance a jig.
"Oh, I see," you say. "Let me try." You try to imitate Thor's movements.
"No, no, no, that's not it! Kick with your right leg, then spin on your left heel! Watch me." Thor takes up his jig again.
After a few more tries, you finally get the hang of it.
"I'm doing it, Thor! I can remian!"
"Well done, lad! Now I shall return to Valhalla!"
"Goodbye!" you shout as he flies off into the sky.
"Farewell!" he booms as his body fades from your view.
You wonder if you will ever see Thor again, but you know that you will at least remember him every time you remian.
