The Terrible Story

Your penis rots off. You now have no way of going to the bathroom, and you REALLY need to pee. Good thing there's a doctor in the room!
"No, I'm not a doctor." He informs you. "I just play one on TV- I mean this story."
Well, you're screwed. You're in excruciating pain, by the way. Soooo do you wanna call it quits?

You have 2 choices: