The Terrible Story
What do you mean you want me to put you in bed with the hottest girl ever? Man, do you WANT your ego to be decapitated piece by piece? (Which, I may inform you, is E.G.O., similar to Eggo, such as Eggo Waffles.)
Well then... you're in bed with his cute girl.
"Mmm you're turning me on... so lemme see that thing in your pants you've told me so much about."
"Er..."
"LET ME SEE! OH MY GOD! EEEEEK!"
She runs out of the room, screaming. By the way, this girl is in touch with the press. You are sued for attempting to give a girl leprosy and you are known across the world. Doctors want to cure you but of course you are broke from the lawsuit, people want to kill you, Carebears want to hug you... sick little furries...
Soooo I guess that's it. Have a good life!
Well then... you're in bed with his cute girl.
"Mmm you're turning me on... so lemme see that thing in your pants you've told me so much about."
"Er..."
"LET ME SEE! OH MY GOD! EEEEEK!"
She runs out of the room, screaming. By the way, this girl is in touch with the press. You are sued for attempting to give a girl leprosy and you are known across the world. Doctors want to cure you but of course you are broke from the lawsuit, people want to kill you, Carebears want to hug you... sick little furries...
Soooo I guess that's it. Have a good life!
