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The Villain Manifesto

You pull yourself up through the garderobe, eager to get this muck off of yourself. You begin tracking the sludge through the house. "Oh well," you think. "At least it's not mine." You finally come to a water pump that empties into a draining basin - nice. This is definitely a sign of wealth; hell, these things are practically unheard of in Ensumaria!

You pump and pump and finally get the water flowing. You dunk your head beneath the water, then douse your arms, legs, and at last manage to squirm your torso beneath the gushing water. You feel much, much better! Your clothes are now all wet, but at least they don't stink.

Actually, you're a little surprised that all the splashing didn't arouse some attention. You're beginning to get a sneaking suspicion that no one's home.

Should you: