College: The Birthday!

You're about to go back on stage for your big encore when your manager starts poking you. "What? I need to go on, my fans are waiting!" you shout.

Your roommate jumps back and laughs. "Look, I don't know if anyone cares if you keep sleeping, but I just thought you should know it's 10:45. Didn't you have a big test in your 11 o'clock class. That one that you studied for 46 hours straight and bought out the entire stock of coffe at Starbucks for?

Crap. Crap. Crap. No time a for a shower, the ladies will have to be impressed with day old coffee breath. Luckily wrinkled clothes are in and your trusty cap will hide your hair that some how managed to both stick up and flatten at the same time.

When you get to the bike rack, you find that your precious ride is tangled in a hastily dumped beach cruiser, the milk crate/bike basket that someone attached to their bike with duct tape, and a random skateboard.