Another Monday Morning

You pull a pair of brightly-colored tights out of your messenger bag, and toss it to your boss.

"Put this costume on," you say. "From now on, you're my trusty sidekick."

He puts on the tights, which are green and yellow with a matching yellow mask. On his chest is the phrase 'I'm with Awesome," and underneath is a swiveling arrow.

"Make sure that arrow is pointing towards me at all times," you say. "Now let's roll."