Another Monday Morning

You know, you probably did that thinking that your insides would play a million touching songs at one time. Well, all they did was make a bunch of squishy noises and collapsed, leaving you, unfortunately, dead.

I'm pretty sure, though, that if a thousand people did what you did at exactly the same time, while gathered in one place, the open notes to Dashboard Confessional's "Hands Down" would be played.