Another Monday Morning

You approach this massive door of iron. As you grasp the handle you cry out in pain due to its incredibly heat. As you open the door your skin starts to melt and once you have opened it your hand has been burnt down into the bone. You peer inside and see a see of lava with flames bursting out towards the sky. The goatman comes up from behind you and give you a kick in. It looks like your toast.
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