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The Teatime Of Infinity

You yawn. "Fine, infinite power is yours."

Great. Just great. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE!? Will seems a bit perplexed. "Who..me?"

No, not you! YOU! You let out an astonished gasp. "Who...me!?"

WHO ELSE!? You hesitate for a brief, unsettled instant. "You know, I really don't like your tone..."

Will busies himself, meanwhile, by engrossing himself in some out of date Reader's Digest magazine. You don't like my TONE!? Oh, believe me, my fucking TONE is the least of your problems at the present time, bitch!

You are somewhat taken aback. "LANGUAGE! Please, good sir...or Ma'am. Whatever you are. There might be children present." CHILDREN!? YOU, of all people, should be concerned about the God damn CHILDREN!!!!

"Well fuck you!" you retort without really thinking of the repercussions. "I've become comfortably numb," Will chimes in at this point, setting aside the Reader's Digest

"SHUT UP!" the two of you respond in uncanny unison.