The Teatime Of Infinity

Will smashes the crumpet against the surface of the headboard, and the power held within the baked good is released. His bedroom swirls around his eyes for as long as he can see. A squeezing sensation begins at his legs, as though he was being forced through a small tube. The sensation appears suddenly at his head as well. Just around the time it feels as though he's been squished into a small ball, he blacks out.

Will regains consciousness, and begins to look around. He is at the top of a grassy knoll. To his left is a Pirate, who appears to be arguing with a Viking. To his right, there is a Ninja sitting on the ground in a meditative pose. In front of him is a Cowboy, who appears to have already noticed him.