World Domination
You pack all your Hendrix albums into a newly purchased technicolour swag and head for sunny Queensland. You walk for a year and a day, and grow impressive facial hair.
On the 367th day you stumble upon a particularly peculiar-smelling sugar cane plantation. You notice some naked people on the verandah of a thatched bungalow stand up and come towards you. It is a man and two women. They inform you that they too are pilgrims in the search for eternal happiness, and that their plantation is not one of the sugar cane variety, They smile as they see your surprise, and agree that a visitor to these parts could easily form a general assumption that everything grown here was for sweetening purposes.
They convince you that their plantation has the potential to make a person much happier than even the most extravagant amounts of sugar cane. You follow them back to their bungalow and thereafter enjoy a life of harmony and substance abuse.
On the 367th day you stumble upon a particularly peculiar-smelling sugar cane plantation. You notice some naked people on the verandah of a thatched bungalow stand up and come towards you. It is a man and two women. They inform you that they too are pilgrims in the search for eternal happiness, and that their plantation is not one of the sugar cane variety, They smile as they see your surprise, and agree that a visitor to these parts could easily form a general assumption that everything grown here was for sweetening purposes.
They convince you that their plantation has the potential to make a person much happier than even the most extravagant amounts of sugar cane. You follow them back to their bungalow and thereafter enjoy a life of harmony and substance abuse.
