World Domination
Overcome by your deep value of moral journalism, or in hindsight, stupidity, you send Tanya on her way and go back to making your paper a respectable and dignified publication.
Tanya, on the other hand, is eagerly snapped up by the Southern Courier a few days later. The following week, your rival's new social pages are the talk of town. You are soon forced to buy headphones to spare your ears from the frivolous sounds of Southern Courier gossip.
Unfortunately this chain of events leads to a bad ear infection and bankruptcy. Your father tries to console you by offering you his toothpaste company, but your new love of Jimmy Hendrix makes you more inclined to retire and blow smoke rings.
Tanya, on the other hand, is eagerly snapped up by the Southern Courier a few days later. The following week, your rival's new social pages are the talk of town. You are soon forced to buy headphones to spare your ears from the frivolous sounds of Southern Courier gossip.
Unfortunately this chain of events leads to a bad ear infection and bankruptcy. Your father tries to console you by offering you his toothpaste company, but your new love of Jimmy Hendrix makes you more inclined to retire and blow smoke rings.