World Domination

Of the three girls, Tanya is in your mind the most photogenic. When you tell her she's been chosen, she is overwhelmed, and says she'd gladly repay you in any way possible. She mentions something about a daily gossip section on her way out, saying with a twinkle in her eye "I've got connections!"

The photo shoot goes off without a hitch, and Tanya appears on the cover of the Monday edition, surfboard in hand, gliding through the waves in some anonymous pristine lagoon.

Sales pick up as expected, and you offer her a few more photo shoots. On what is to be her last day, she approaches you for a job.

"I love those juicy royal scandals you print every week," she says. "Everyone's reading them ... but I could get you even more!" She winks a knowing wink. You gesture for her to go on.

"You see, the papers in Sydney are full of gossip, about the best parties, the hottest celebrities. You guys still don't have any of that here!"

You listen intently. Her confidence demands it.

"If you gave me a job, I could make sure you had first access to all the best gossip. The papers would sell like crazy!"