World Domination
You enjoy the new peace and productivity in your workplace, and your Australian compatriots do nothing but complain all day anyway. After a week's mercy, you hand out the second load of pink slips, and fill the vacancies with more newly imported Asian journalists. Never before have the unions had such a shock! It's all over the papers:
"Merlock gives Oz the boot, hires cheap labour"
"Has the Adelaide Post man dropped the bundle? "
You laugh off the adverse attention, remembering another of your dad's sayings: 'All publicity is good publicity'
Productivity has never been better! But the foreign workers don't have a feel for what the Australian public likes to read. Weeks pass, and sales drop. Your papers lack flair. You've made the rash choice, and it hasn't paid off.
Gradually you disappear off the map entirely. What's more, your house has a constant stain of egg yolk until the day you die.
"Merlock gives Oz the boot, hires cheap labour"
"Has the Adelaide Post man dropped the bundle? "
You laugh off the adverse attention, remembering another of your dad's sayings: 'All publicity is good publicity'
Productivity has never been better! But the foreign workers don't have a feel for what the Australian public likes to read. Weeks pass, and sales drop. Your papers lack flair. You've made the rash choice, and it hasn't paid off.
Gradually you disappear off the map entirely. What's more, your house has a constant stain of egg yolk until the day you die.
