World Domination

You're dad always said, "Employees need motivation to perform to their potential." Deciding that the fear of losing their jobs will stimulate the needed encouragement, you hand half the employees a pink slip and import Asian workers to take their place.

There is an immediate rise in productivity and it looks like you may be able to bring the newspaper up to the level of production that you had hoped for. Other things, however, seem to be going south...if that were possible in Australia. Your car, for instance, has been keyed three times already, and eggs are usually plastered to the front of your house every morning. Looks like your ex-employees are slightly belligerent and still a little bitter about your reorganisation tactics! Nevertheless, you're enthusiasm refuses to wane and after two weeks you see a small climb in subscriptions.