World Domination

You ring up some close 'business' associates and instruct them to make anonymous phone calls to newsagents around town, offering them protection from organised crime (with kickbacks later, of course!) if they recommend the Adelaide News to their customers and place it at the front of their shops. Special mercy (ehem ... favour) is also to be granted to those who accidently deliver the Adelaide News to subscribers of other newspapers.

You wipe the sweat from your palms, and wait to see what happens. You wait a week. Nothing. You grow impatient. Something will have to be done. The law needs to be be enforced!