The Adventures of George W. Bush

"Go get 'em, boy!" you tell your little dog. He looks up at you, and then takes off in the direction that the duck fell. What a good dog you have!

Five minutes later, Barney comes back......WITHOUT THE DUCK! Then the damn dog has the gall to come up to you and lick your hand while waging his tail. How are you going to deal with this unforgivable act of insubordination?