The Adventures of George W. Bush

As a Republican, the most important principle to you is loyalty. Those that are disloyal are to be treated in the harshest possible manner. This applies equally to senators, cabinet members, or....pets.

Since the secon-most important principle of Republicanism is belief in the death penalty, the fate of Barney is sealed. You raise your gun, aim....

And fire. So long, Barney!

Now the only problem is, how are you going to explain the absence of Barney to Laura when you get back?

You have 2 choices:

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