Another Monday Morning

Remembering that beehives are absorbent, you pick up the nearest beehive off the tree and wipe your butt with it.

What you didn't remember is that 3,000 bees tend to take it very personal when you wipe your butt with an ACTIVE beehive.

You also did not know that you are highly allergic to bee stings. And after being stung 3,000 times, you are DEAD!
End Of Story