The Ninja Epidemic
You step over the gory mess that has become your neighbor and walk out through what was one the front door but is now just a frame.
The moment you step out onto his front porch you see three dark forms drop from the roof and know that you are done for.
They launch a furious assault of shiruken that you somehow manage to dodge. They come in with katanas and swing in at you while you flip over thier attacks and pull out some moves straight from the Jedi handbook.
Ninjas are no match for a Jedi, you figure as you back flip over thier attacks and kick at thier faces. For a while your tactics keep them at bay. But eventualy they tire of your foolishness and get serious.
You are no match for thier coordinated assault. Jedi or not. You fall dead at thier feet moments later, hacked into bits of gore. You are unrecognizable when the police find the scattered chunks of your body. Only dental records could prove who you were.
The moment you step out onto his front porch you see three dark forms drop from the roof and know that you are done for.
They launch a furious assault of shiruken that you somehow manage to dodge. They come in with katanas and swing in at you while you flip over thier attacks and pull out some moves straight from the Jedi handbook.
Ninjas are no match for a Jedi, you figure as you back flip over thier attacks and kick at thier faces. For a while your tactics keep them at bay. But eventualy they tire of your foolishness and get serious.
You are no match for thier coordinated assault. Jedi or not. You fall dead at thier feet moments later, hacked into bits of gore. You are unrecognizable when the police find the scattered chunks of your body. Only dental records could prove who you were.
