The Whole World In Your Hands

And so you are inaugurated President of the United States. Now on to the fun stuff. You have immense power, so much you could vomit it all out (well not really, that was an exaggeration). Anyway, you have the entire nuclear arsenal at your command, a million troops willing to do your bidding, and so much money to fritter away you could fill up your SUV. Yes, you have an SUV now. It's just that good.

But conquering the world won't be as easy. Chances are if you attack a major nation to get the hard stuff out of the way, the rest of the world will rally together against you. That will lead to a long, long war you can't win. You should probably invade a weaker nation, but one that is at least partly known as "evil." In other words, a communist or Islamic nation. Or you could go after one of your longtime allies, they won't be expecting an attack!

Now, as this is a story, you'll only have a few choices on who to attack first. You can go for Germany, China, Iran, or Great Britain. And if you think this story resembles The Adventures of George W. Bush too much screw you. Well, it's your choice.