The Whole World In Your Hands

You are a snake, aren't you? Going after your best friend? You old backstabber you! First you steal Britain's girlfriend, Canada, and make her all yours (though now that relationship is in serious question) and now you go to kill.

This will not be the easiest nation to conquer. Taking the Isles will be easy if you could launch from Normandy, but chances are the French won't let you. And then you'd be fighting Britain AND France at the same time! You could also take Ireland first and then go for the big cheese...or you could just try to nuke 'em.