The Ninja Epidemic

You walk along the streets, taking in the scenery and trying as hard as you can to push away the knowledge that ninjas are everywhere. You try to savor the glory of the truly beautiful day. But the ninja epidemic is constantly forcing it's presence into your mind.

As you step out into the crosswalk, your minds clouded still with the ninja swarm which has for some reason set them selves upon you and your friends, a semi smacks into you. You realise too late that you the sign said do not cross.

"Look both ways before crossing the street," your mother used to always say to you. You wish you had listened to her.
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