CRACK ATTACK!

Okay, good idea. But easier said than done. Middle-aged men aren't exactly the 'vulnerable victims' most rapists seek out. After several failed attempts, you give up this futile endeavor. Oh well. It's the thought that matters.

At least you got high today. Yup. It's been a good day. You look up at the moon and smile, the moon looks back down on you and smiles back. Weird.