The Ninja Epidemic

Ignoring the metaphorical shake of the rattlers tail, you move in swinging your bat like some sort of... bat swinging person. The ninja dodges all of your attacks with ninja-like reflexes and counters each attack with a jab of his sais into your ribs.

With each painful jab you feel yourself becoming weaker and it isn't long before staying on your feet takes more effort than swinging the bat. When that moment comes, the ninja wastes no time taking advantage. He steps forward and thrusts a palm up into you nose, driving cartalidge into your brain and killing you almost instantaeously.
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