The Ninja Epidemic

You raise the bat over your head and prepare to bring it down upon him. You realise too late that you jave left your body exposed, and the ninja wastes no time exploiting this by driving his sais deep into your belly.

You double over in pain and fall back a few steps on weak legs. He stabs at you again, this time in the chest, and the force of his blow sends you to the ground on your back.

Mercifully the ninja snaps your neck and ends your life quickly so that you don't have to endure the agonizing pain associated with bleeding to death.
End Of Story