The Ninja Epidemic
You lay your hand on her shoulder and start to talk to her in a soothing tone. She jumps at your touch and spind around.
"You did this." She says to you, backing away towards the phone.
"No. I..." You start to explain.
She picks up the phone and dials three numbers. You can only guess which numbers she hits. "You did this to my son. To my family." You can tell that she is holding back tears.
"I didn't." You tell her before walking out of the room and heading down the stairs for the door. The police are there at the door to greet you.
They slap the cuffs on and haul you away in the back of the cruiser. No one believes you about the ninjas and they lock you up with the other killers.
You are careful not to drop the soap in the showers and have lived almost three weeks in prison without any ass-rapings. You consider not being ass-raped a good thing. Ass-rapes are bad.
You lay in bed staring at the cieling one night when you hear something outside your cell. You hear a little mokeying with the lock and glance over to see a dark form entering the cell.
The fucking ninjas! You see him draw the steel blade from it's sheath and starts to walk towards you...
"You did this." She says to you, backing away towards the phone.
"No. I..." You start to explain.
She picks up the phone and dials three numbers. You can only guess which numbers she hits. "You did this to my son. To my family." You can tell that she is holding back tears.
"I didn't." You tell her before walking out of the room and heading down the stairs for the door. The police are there at the door to greet you.
They slap the cuffs on and haul you away in the back of the cruiser. No one believes you about the ninjas and they lock you up with the other killers.
You are careful not to drop the soap in the showers and have lived almost three weeks in prison without any ass-rapings. You consider not being ass-raped a good thing. Ass-rapes are bad.
You lay in bed staring at the cieling one night when you hear something outside your cell. You hear a little mokeying with the lock and glance over to see a dark form entering the cell.
The fucking ninjas! You see him draw the steel blade from it's sheath and starts to walk towards you...
