The Ninja Epidemic

You take three quick steps towards the ninja to your right, and swing a powerful swing in with your bat. The ninja attempts to deflect your bat with his blade, but the weight of the swing and the power behind it knock the blade aside as though it were a childrens plaything. With the ninja now so openly exposed, you swing in with another mighty attack that knocks his head backwards, shattering his jaw. He falls to one knee, completely off balance and you swing in one last deadly swing which drops him to the ground with a practicaly liquified skull.

You spin around in a hurry to avoid being taken advantage of by the other ninja, and find him only three steps behind you. You smile at him and he comes in in a fury, swiping at your head with a potentialy deadly attack which. He's swinging it at your head, like you would've swung your bat at the perfect pitch.