The Ninja Epidemic

You step forward to attack but he beats you to it, swiping his blade at your legs and cutting through flesh and bone in one smooth swipe. You fall onto your side, bloody stumps for legs. Your mind recalls a movie where one of the characters, a homeless man with no legs who pushes himself along on a skateboard, cried the following chant in an effort to gather money; "I have no legs. I have no legs."

For some reason this makes you laugh. And so you die with a smile on your face in the midst of absolut terror and chaos.