The Ninja Epidemic

You come at him with an overhead chop, attempting to knock this ninja down fast by going after his head. Unfortunatley this strategy leaves your stomach wide open for attack. Then ninjas katana rips through your stomach like a... stomach... ripping thing. It hurts. You look down to see your innards spilling out like a breached dam. You pass out from shock and pain.

When you wake up, you don't wake up. Cause your dead.
End Of Story