The Ninja Epidemic

You have a tendency to listen to people who are pointing guns at you. "Stay right where you are," He says to you as he steps around the cruiser and approaches you, gun on you the whole time.

"They said there were ninjas around, but I didn't believe them." He tells you this as he removes your katana and places it on the ground. "Just what the hell is a ninja doing out here anyway?" You wonder if you're supposed to reply while he sets your sais and throwing stars on the ground at your feet.

"Would you mind explaining the blood all over your ghetup?" He asks you.