The Ninja Epidemic

You take a few steps towards the one who tried to hide behind the tree, attempting to fool the ninja behind you. Relying on your instincts, you wait until he is up behind you and ready to strike before you spin around and strike knock his blade aside with your kitchen knife.

The ninjas eyes are wide when you make a cut accross his throat. He drops his katana blade and falls back several steps, clutching at the gaping hole in his throat which is gushing with a blood. The blood flows out heavy, coming in spurts with each beat of his heart. He falls onto his back and you turn your attention to the tree in the distance.

You can't be sure of it, but you think the ninja is still trying to hide behind the tree. They must think you an idiot.