The Ninja Epidemic

You decide to go home, this isn't the first time today you've backed off from a fight. But you've survived so far following this strategy. Perhaps it'll serve you well again.

Anyway, you make a mad dash for home. Opening the door slowly, only a crack, you put your sword in first. You look in and don't find any ninjas. Lowering your guard you walk into your kitchen, deciding to eat (it has been a trying day).

Even after you eat your sandwich you see no ninjas, thank god. Maybe the police got the rest of them. You spend the rest of your day thinking about the horrors you've faced, and go to bed early, exhausted from the days events.

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You wake up a few hours later, a dark for hovering over you and pressing a sword tip to your throat. He doesn't look friendly. He presses it a little farther and you feel it barely break the skin.