The Ninja Epidemic

You bend down and take the sais from the belt loop, straightening back up just as a katana blade sweeps by just inches from your face. You hop back a few feet and twirl the sais a little like the red bandana wearing turtle from one of your favorite cartoons.

The ninja lunges forward and you drive your sais into his ribs, hearing a satisfying crunch under the pressure. You pull your sais free and shove the dying man aside as the remaining three ninjas circle you. One is weilding nanchuka, the other two have swords drawn.