The Ninja Epidemic

You trust in your hand-eye coordination again. You'd think you would have learned from your previous mistakes, but you let the sai fly anyway. It sails past the ninjas head, and in no way hinders the progress of his katana which comes down on your face with a painful blow. Your face splits apart from it's center. Before everything goes black you see through skewed vision the ground on either side of your head.
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