The Ninja Epidemic

You launch the sai at his face while he twirls his yari like some kind of ugly steroid infused majorette. The sai sails through the air at him and whizzes past his face to land in the body of a ninja behind him. You never did have good hand eye coordination, and you are reminded of this painfully when the ninja rams the butt of the yari into your sternum.

Six dead. This one is ready to make you the seventh corpse on the lawn and you are weaponless. He drives the yari tip forward, towards your chest.