The Ninja Epidemic
You call James' house and listen while the phone rngs. He picks up on the fourth ring. You tell him about your cousin and the ammunition he brought with him. You tell him there's no need to discuss a plan now, because your cousin is the plan. He says he'll be right over and you hang up with him.
Now all you can do is wait, right? Your cousin Bo informs you that he's going to go down the street and pick up some beer. The store is only a few minutes away, so you're not realy concerned.
You go to your front porch and wait for close to ten minutes before a car pulls up in front of your house. The vehicle turns off and Rick steps out.
"Am I the first to show?" He asks you as he takes a seat beside you on the porch.
"You are." You tell him. "James is on his way and I couldn't get ahold of Harry."
"I'm worried about Harry." He tells you. "I haven't been able to get ahold of him all day by phone, and he's not answering the door."
"You think the ninjas already got to him?" You ask. Rick just shrugs in reply.
"I don't want to think about it right now. I just want to get rid of these ninjas." He says. You can't really agree more.
A few more minutes pass by in silence before James shows up, his speakers blasting a heavy bass line. He steps out of his car and walk over to you, propping his shades up on his head. He's the epitome of coolness, wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette.
"Where's your cousin?" He asks you.
"He went on a beer run." You say.
"Really? That's awesome cuz we can't kill ninjas without a few cans of liquid courage." He seems genuinley excited about the prospect of beer.
"I think we should stay sobre for this." You tell him.
"Man, why you always gotta be such a downer?" He asks. "Even when you find out I'm getting laid, you find a way to bring me down."
"You're sleeping with my mom!" You say defensively. Mick's jaw drops.
"You too?" He asks.
"Consistantly." James replies.
"What do you think about that thing she does with her hips?" Mick asks him.
"you mean when she-" James begins, but you cut him off.
"Enough talk about sleeping with my mom!! It really pisses me off!!" You exclaim.
"Yeah but-" James begins, you shoot him a glare that spells out his utter demise should the topic continue. He quiets down rather quickly.
Several more minutes go by. You glance at your watch. You're cousin should be back by now. What could be taking him so long? He only went down the street.
Now all you can do is wait, right? Your cousin Bo informs you that he's going to go down the street and pick up some beer. The store is only a few minutes away, so you're not realy concerned.
You go to your front porch and wait for close to ten minutes before a car pulls up in front of your house. The vehicle turns off and Rick steps out.
"Am I the first to show?" He asks you as he takes a seat beside you on the porch.
"You are." You tell him. "James is on his way and I couldn't get ahold of Harry."
"I'm worried about Harry." He tells you. "I haven't been able to get ahold of him all day by phone, and he's not answering the door."
"You think the ninjas already got to him?" You ask. Rick just shrugs in reply.
"I don't want to think about it right now. I just want to get rid of these ninjas." He says. You can't really agree more.
A few more minutes pass by in silence before James shows up, his speakers blasting a heavy bass line. He steps out of his car and walk over to you, propping his shades up on his head. He's the epitome of coolness, wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette.
"Where's your cousin?" He asks you.
"He went on a beer run." You say.
"Really? That's awesome cuz we can't kill ninjas without a few cans of liquid courage." He seems genuinley excited about the prospect of beer.
"I think we should stay sobre for this." You tell him.
"Man, why you always gotta be such a downer?" He asks. "Even when you find out I'm getting laid, you find a way to bring me down."
"You're sleeping with my mom!" You say defensively. Mick's jaw drops.
"You too?" He asks.
"Consistantly." James replies.
"What do you think about that thing she does with her hips?" Mick asks him.
"you mean when she-" James begins, but you cut him off.
"Enough talk about sleeping with my mom!! It really pisses me off!!" You exclaim.
"Yeah but-" James begins, you shoot him a glare that spells out his utter demise should the topic continue. He quiets down rather quickly.
Several more minutes go by. You glance at your watch. You're cousin should be back by now. What could be taking him so long? He only went down the street.