The Ninja Epidemic

"Let's drive down to the store, Rick. He should be back by now." You say, standing up. Rick stands as well and the two of you walk over to his car.

He starts it up and drives you down the road to the store. Immediatley you see what has happened. Police cruisers are everywhere flashing thier blue and red lights. Your cousin is being help down against the hood of a cruiser, hand-cuffs being placed on his wrists as he struggles and kicks and shouts obscure profanity.

"Fuck." You say as you roll past his truck where several officers are taking his weaponry as evidence. Stupid fucking cops can't help you with ninjas, but they can arrest your cousin who was willing to help.

Rick parks the car. "Now what?" He asks you.

You sigh. "I don't know." You still have four grenades and two revolvers. You have a pencil box full of bullets. Maybe you can distract the cops and free your cousin. Or maybe you can attack the cops to free your cousin. Maybe with a dead ninja in your front yard the cops will believe your ninja story. Or do you want to just leave your cousin there with the local law?

What are you doing?