The Ninja Epidemic

You start to dial James' number but partway through it you remember that he is dead and a short wave of grief hits you.

"What's a matter?" Your cousing asks.

"Nothing." You tell him. "I just remembered that my friend is dead."

"Well that was just plain stupid of you. A dead friend ain't gonna do us no good. Try callin some of yer alive friends." He tells you. "You got any beer?"

You ignore him. You hang the phone up and start to dial again. Who are you dialing this time?