The Ninja Epidemic
You walk up the street racking your head. How do you defend yourself from ninjas? They must have a weakness. Momentary hope hits you. Don't crosses scare ninjas? Crosses and wooden stakes, right? Shit, no. That's vampires. What the hell kills ninjas?
Samurai. Samurai hate ninjas, don't they. Ninjas and samurai are always getting into it. Now you just need to find a samurai warrior and you'll be set. But where the hell are you going to find a samurai warrior? You decide that you are in the wrong century to be searching for a samurai. Not to mention the wrong continent.
You glance at your watch after some time has passed. It's almost 6:00. You need to get to the All-Nite.
Samurai. Samurai hate ninjas, don't they. Ninjas and samurai are always getting into it. Now you just need to find a samurai warrior and you'll be set. But where the hell are you going to find a samurai warrior? You decide that you are in the wrong century to be searching for a samurai. Not to mention the wrong continent.
You glance at your watch after some time has passed. It's almost 6:00. You need to get to the All-Nite.