The Ninja Epidemic
You decide to brave it and walk home. Every step closer to your house that you get puts you that much more on edge. You look around for ninjas constantly, but see none.
When you step into your home you find nothing amiss. You check behind and under furniture and in closets, but find no ninjas. Your home appears to be safe.
You need to stock up with weapons. Ninjas are after you and you may as well be armed. You grab a two kitchen knives from the knife rack and curse at yourself that you have no way of carrying these outside of using your hands. Sticking them in your pocket just doesn't seem effective to you. You put one back and go to your bedroom. On the floor is your aluminum baseball bat. You pick up the bat. You can't carry both of these safely. The knife can cut you if you fall on it, and the bat is simply too large to shove aside. Which do you go with?
When you step into your home you find nothing amiss. You check behind and under furniture and in closets, but find no ninjas. Your home appears to be safe.
You need to stock up with weapons. Ninjas are after you and you may as well be armed. You grab a two kitchen knives from the knife rack and curse at yourself that you have no way of carrying these outside of using your hands. Sticking them in your pocket just doesn't seem effective to you. You put one back and go to your bedroom. On the floor is your aluminum baseball bat. You pick up the bat. You can't carry both of these safely. The knife can cut you if you fall on it, and the bat is simply too large to shove aside. Which do you go with?